This is supposed to be amended to the bottom of Jer's rant below, but the software is being shitty. Oh well.
Cheesesteak with provolone, onions, and pepperoni on a garlic roll.
Pizza slice with bacon, sausage, and grilled chicken.
Wrap cheesesteak with pizza, stake with toothpicks to hold together.
Batter dip and deep fry entire assembly.
Dip in cheese whiz as you eat. Ranch dressing and bacon bits optional.