Jeff, I don't buy that recockulous crap for half a second, but if it is serious, Jesus, God, Budah, Zeus, Grampa, whoever else is out there on the other side, PLEASE help me get Elves of Iax published before the world explodes? It would mean a lot to me.
UPDATE: Jeff, you dirty mcpigfucker, you owe me $33.50.
I leave work after reading your happy little apocalypse into a dark, dreary, ready-to-storm afternoon and feel all depressed and doomed, thus I had no choice but to stop at the comic store on the way home and purchase some new comics to cheer myself up. (The 3rd chapter of "Bone" by Jeff Smith, and "Peanutbutter & Jeremy's Best Book Ever" by James Kochalka) It's all your fault, Jeff. YOU SHALL PAY!