Hey, for a guy who doesn't exist yet, I sure have an ego, don't you think? I love my ego, it gets me great jobs. The most important trick to getting a good job is convincing yourself you are the hottest shit to hit the earth. Somehow, it makes it much easier to convince a potential employer the same thing. Same thing goes for the ladies, believe it or not, but for some reason I feel the need to be HONEST when I try to meet girls. No wonder I'm single most of the time.