I wish I had the energy to sound as epic as Jeff, but I do hope his prophesy is true. Bitter as I am becoming, I love Splurd and I believe if we can all come together, we will produce shit that would make Tim Burton and Steven Spielberg weep with envy.
As for Jeff, he's here because his tenacity actually surpasses my own. He is an endless fountain of ideas. Only about 3% of them good and his creative fever leaves him with the distractibility of a SIR unit built out of garbage, but once he is set on track his unparalleled persistence finishes said project in the time it takes most men to finish a beer.
But, truth be told, it was mainly Jason's fault that he's here.