Everything is falling in to place. Right now, Jeff, Seffinga, Jason and the fabled BIG JOSH are assembled at Seffinga's house. They will be meeting with me and Jenn later this afternoon, and Xrys will join us tomorrow afternoon. Please try to understand the significance of this.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ALL SEVEN MEMBERS OF SPLURD HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME
Now, we all know each other from the real world first, but we all have our own plans and agendas, and as a result we are normally scattered across the country. We are coming together to rock Otakon down to it's very FOUNDATION. We have two tables reserved on Artist Alley, where we will be drawing, ranting, pimping our stuff, showing 8-Bit animations, hooting, hollering, carrying on, and presenting a great, GREAT deal of debauchery.
We will be selling T-shirts and Stickers, and there will be much chance to get commissions from us. I myself plan to do 8-Bit Animations on commission! Want to see yourself dancing in 8-bit? Talk to me. I'll set ya up.
Jay will be very actively not caring about you. Chris will out-argue you about politics. Seffinga will out-argue you about pop-culture. Jeff will shout "COMINEYE-HA!" no fewer then 400 times in the course of the weekend. Big Josh will crush filthy mother effers in his disco wrestling ring. Jenn will go full werewolf and eat some villagers. I will properly execute "THE WORM" on the dance floor. And with us as always will be DUCK and THE BLACK STICK OF USELESSNESS.
Let there be there no doubt that Otakon is going to belong to THE SPLURD this year. Here's a Shovel. DIG IT.