posted June 20, 2003 by Jer


I never played Punch-Out (super or otherwise) but I did beat Emerald Weapon. Bastard took thirteen casts of Knights of the Round. THIRTEEN! That's on top of all the indiscriminate justice that Cloud, Tifa and Red were dispensing in their own special ways. The fight itself was nearly a half hour, and that's not counting the months of training and acquiring and buffing and ETC ETC.

That's MY L33T badge. Beating Emerald Weapon is a DEDICATION.

On a lesser note: While Jason holds the title of defeating 50 of the 51 event matches in Smash Brothers Melee, (which I have not done) I was the one to defeat the 51st: Gigabowser, Ganondorf and Mewtwo. Filthy, FILTHY fight. I'm talking Kefka filthy. Beat em with Fox though. I'd have to be UBER-L33T to beat 'em with my boy Link. I'll have to work on that.

Make like an archaeologist and dig it.