I would like to apologize for my sarcasm in my previous newsposts. I have not been persuaded and I am speaking of my own free will. I have not been contacted by the secret service in any way. I believe that we must stand behind the president in these trying times, and I sincerely apologize for using sarcasm to make fun of such a great leader as Mr. George W. Bush. I believe we should trust the president's actions for the sake of national safety and security. Thank you, and again I apologize.
(looks over shoulder)
What I MEANT to say was the George W. Bush is a baby eating forest burning McCarthyist dictator. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
If Studio Splurd is taken off the internet tomorrow, it was the government. I guarantee it.