House of 1000 Corpses kicked your mom's ass!!!

posted April 21, 2003 by Josh


Holy laser guided rat shit I just witnessed the coolest horror movie that I have ever viewed on a movie screen, and that movie is House of 1000 Corpses directed the man the myth and possibly the owner of the very house Rob Zombie. Now I know what you are thinking, "Josh isn't that a movie that is filled with nothing but un-PC violence and gore and stuff that the masses are not comfortable with," and the answer is YES you fucking tard. JEEZ POOT!

This is one of the most vicious fucking horror movies I have ever seen and it made me feel like a kid all over again and here are the reasons. First there is no back drop on the poor stupid victims to make you give two fucking shits whether they lived happily ever after or if they were strapped to a chair with insulation and forced to watch every single episode of Captain Planet: The director cuts. Second it starred Bill Moseley and if you don't know whom that is he played Chop Top in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: 2, he was the man who uttered the infamous lines "Dog will hunt." Finally this movie had all the aspects that mad such notable films as the first Evil Dead and the first Texas Chainsaw Massacre such memorable odes to the hell that is expected for a lot of us (not naming names), it does in the way of saying "Yes my movie is very fucking violent and not meant for everyone, and if you cant hack it too fucking bad!"

And on one final: Note not only is the movie very violent and very gory but it is also very arousing. If you are a fan of Bettie Page then go see this movie, and if you love old fashioned non teen influenced massacre film that makes you sweat....