Man oh man I have really been plugging in the hours in Final Fantasy IX lately trying to make my characters as fucking phenomenal as the people here at SPLURD and I decided something that would get most of you playing this game killed...
I Big Josh Alpha Team Leader of Alpha Team Strike Force went and defeated Hades Master Synther of the Stars. I did it with style and without peeing my pants, but after doing that I decided "Hey I really want to synth some crap I have on me," and it just so happened that I had 2 count em 2 Pumice pieces in my possession to make PUMICE. Now most of you out there will either not agree with me or not even know what the hell I am talking about but I shall state it in one simple line.
ARK IS THE COOLEST MUTHAFUCKIN SUMMON THIS SIDE OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN FINAL FANTASY UNIVERSE!!!!
If you do not agree please state your crappy crappy argument to me in a really stinky email.