News
New *Backstage*, the alleged 2nd one we were supposed to get last week. M'eh. Other new stuff, (if you hadn't noticed) is that Big Josh, Q, and myself need to fly from west-coast to east-coast if we're going to be at Otakon this year. Since we are all really god-damned poor, we're taking a collection. (note the top right corner). I don't expect much - fundraising never worked before on Splurd. Also, I made a calendar so you out there can anticipate when there will be new rants, assuming my peoples actually write. Most of the crew is detached from the internet these days. It sucks.
~Jer [05/15/2005]
This Just In
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight. Cool huh? Too bad it's a fraud. Also, there's a couple new toys on the site. I implemented The Splurd Dictionary, which can be accessed by means of The Crew Page. If you take a look at The Toons Page, things are looking a little more neater. Hooray for deliberately botched grammar!
~Jer [05/16/2005]
PiMH Updated
Damnit. Whenever I do something out of my routien, these guys know. It gets there attention. If whatever I'm doing is creative, my characters get up in arms and defend their places tooth and nail. On that note, *PiMH* updated.
~Q [05/16/2005]
Big Josh's Review of Star Wars Episode III
Holy Shit!!!!!!
~Big Josh [05/18/2005]
Episode III
I'll give it a full review later... but it is worth a movie ticket. Episode III did what it needed to do: concluded man-kind's last great mythology. Don't listen to any critic, whether they say it's good or bad. Go see it and decide for yourself.
~Jer [05/18/2005]
Friends 4 Ever!!!! Updated.
*F4E* Updated. As for Star Wars....GO SEE IT! I have plans for making Greivous my new...er..."Body Massager"...yes. Shut up.
~Q [05/19/2005]
Hail!
All hail the Sith!!!
~Lunchbox Mike [05/23/2005]
I mean who doesn't hate dimes?
So the roller coaster described in my rant continues to unravel. Since the mentioned eviction occurred due to a radio station's phone call, I wrote to 107.7 The End - a rock station in Seattle - To see if it was them. It wasn't, but they think the story is funny and are going to put me on the radio tomorrow morning, according to DJ Timberlake. All this thanks to the stupidest web site I have ever made. If you can handle the excitement, you can also check out this week's *Backstage* comic.
~Jer [05/24/2005]
Jer needs to settle down
I will readily admit that I'm an attention addict. This morning I was on Seattle's 107.7 The End to talk about Splurd and I Hate Dimes. It was a bloody magnificent experience and I'm using all my will-power not to let it go to my head. For those of you visiting the site cuz of the show, welcome to my crew's beautifully half-assed web site. We mostly use this site to amuse ourselves, but we do hope you end up being amused as well. Enjoy this stuff we do.
~Jer [05/25/2005]
FYI
Just a heads up: *Blah* will run Tues-Sat this week. There could also be another tectonic shift in the Blah format in the coming weeks. So don't say I didn't warn you...
~Jenn [05/30/2005]
Lazy Bastards
You'd think with 11 of us, someone would have something to rant about. I particularly need to get Mr. Seffinga to talk about why he did not, in fact, enjoy the conclusion of the Star Wars series. As for me, I'm busy moving today due to the whole eviction thing. I added a new feature to the site so we can just post artwork whenever we feel like it... though I doubt even that will get the slacker-squad to actually do anything. Check out the first entry, the dokunaijitsuhedronai, a concept by myself and Big Josh for the STUPIDEST, most dangerous weapon ever.
~Jer [05/30/2005]
Big Josh's presence is everywhere.
I feel that it is not only neccesary but my duty to spread the word of my sighting. Last saturday, while driving in Shanandoah National Park, I did in fact see Big Josh on fire falling from the sky in the form of a cloud. Had I not been driving and with an already uneasy passenger I would have fallen to my knees praising the vision in the sky. Just another reason to always have a camera with you.
~Beak [05/31/2005]
Tally Hall
Go to this site and watch every one of their videos RIGHT NOW! I'm not messing around here! If you don't do it, I'll know! After that, check out this guy's music. One of my new roommates and he sounds pretty good.
~Jer [06/01/2005]
You prolly know this by now...
X-Men 3 Director walks out. Yeah, well fuck you AND your supermodel wife!
~Q [06/01/2005]
I love free stuff.
I totally got my batch of new Con handout cards printed up for free.
~Con Bard Drew [06/01/2005]
News and Whatnot
If you're wondering where *Backstage* is, Big Josh and I are trying to figure out how to keep working together on it while he's in Oak Harbor and I'm in Seattle. We plan to update on weekends. To hold you over, theres some new art by Big Josh in the Art Dump. Also, my latest stupid web site is up. There are three cheat codes to enter. Here's a hint on one of them: what did Dr. Light write in his journal about Blues? In other news, check out this Gerk of the Day.
~Jer [06/03/2005]
Friends 4 Ever!!!! Updated.
*F4E* Updated. I'm very, very slowly working on a *PIMH* but I've another project currently whetting my appitite, and more then that, Drow just doesn't want to be drawn. Meh. In other news...I just saw what Big Josh put in the art dump. BAODIN!!!! Maybe I should pop my Nosferatu in there...
~Q [06/03/2005]
SO! MUCH! PRIDE!!!!
I wanna say thank you to Jer for the webspace, first of all. Second I wanna say thanks to Aeon of Sorrow, the artist. This project, in some form or another, has been in my brain for nearly 10 years, and it's finally seeing light of day. So, go read the meager three pages of Elven Lacryment.
~Q [06/03/2005]
Zomg! Color!
*Backstage* is now in color. It's an interesting side effect that has occured from Big Josh's and my living situation. Dig it. Also, an old doodle I did of Me, Big Josh and Jenn as Jedi in the Art Dump.
~Jer [06/05/2005]
Time to play "Trace the drama"
I'm sure you probably all already know this, but there's a bunch of webcomic creators all hot and bothered because some guy named Cat Garza headed a webcomic documentary. It's now being released. In it contains footage from interviews taken three years ago. We all know how old that is in the wide world of the 'net. Details can be found Here. Unfortunately, the trailer for the film is no more.
~Q [06/06/2005]
