The Pirates who don't do anything finally DO something!
The Leukemia Cup Regatta is a yacht race and fund raiser held in Elliott Bay on Saturday, June 9, 2007
Jer an I volunteered to be
crew members Pirates aboard the Early Delivery, racing! Jer shall sail, and my job is to try to pillage donations from you landlubbers! So please, donate any pieces of eight ye can! Or ye may find my peg leg up yer booty!
Todd Goldman sucks.
Dear Todd Goldman, Good artists don't go around ripping off DAVE FUCKING KELLY! and ROMAN FUCKING DIRGE! Twice! More details here
You're doing it wrong. Shoot yourself first, THEN go on the rampage. If you fail that hard at life, fail by yourself. Regardless, I had a minor heart attack this morning because someone I know (who will name themselves if they feel it is necessary) goes to VA Tech. Said person is alright, leaving me with not but anger at CNN for taking an amazing three minutes to blame this all on video games. Most 3D shoot-em-ups I've played lacked the "kill all your peers and then yourself" feature. In most games I played, that would have cost you an extra man.
I liked this show better when it was called "Watchmen". Linderman, you are NO Ozymandias and Ozzy articulated the whole "0.07 percent is an acceptable loss" thing better then you could ever hope to. Go back to being Alex DeLarge and get off my TV screen.
Comics = Terroristic!
I'm sure you've all heard about this now, from more reputable sources then our own, but Matt Boyd of MacHall and Three Paneled Soul was fired. For liking guns. Around the time of the VTech shootings. Then he made some comics about it. And the cops visited him. Because it was "Borderline Terroristic". Read more about it here.
If it's dead, it's on Splurd.com
Jerry Falwell is surprised to find himself in hell today. Demons are trying to explain to him that it happens when you live a life of hatred and bigotry, but he's having a hard time with the concept. Fortunately, he's scheduled for extended excruciating education.
It's what time again?
*F4E* updated. And it either updated a day early, or forty something days late. Take your pick.
You know, I don't rant a lot anymore, so when I do, I put a lot of effort into it. Then weeks later, I'm up late bored and restless and I'm reading what I wrote, and realize I REALLY like the word "stunning." You know, I try to have a good vocabulary, but there's only so many ways to say something is good. Fortunately, the words "Aw, crap" are universal.
I've always said, if you want to really Punish Someone, give them life in prison. Yeah, you fucked up good. You don't get to die yet. You sit in there and you rot till god or whatever decides you've rotted enough and you die pathetically of old age.
Dear internet, please destroy this guy. Your weapons are your extensive vocabulary and strong, well researched arguments. I'd do it myself, but I am le tired. In other news, FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Poof of Warcraft?
So ends the WoW subplot of *F4E*. Yes, it updated. Elven Lacryment updated last week as well, and I added some goodies to The Silent Hill Fanfiction Archive. Oh, I didn't mention that I created that? Yeah. The 'net has a centeralized SH fic archive now. Yay!
So in the news today, I got mildly excited about the Soporono's finally only to be distinctly reminded why I never watch TV in the first place. Also, drink the energy drink made with REAL LIGHTNING!. Then, if you mix animated gifs with cat macros, you apparently win internets. It's just what I'm told. Not enough news for you, well then how about the charming story of a Russian ninja who wanted to be Robin Hood? Wait, what?
So apparently the internets is a series of TUBES! Yeah, It's old but it makes me laugh about how absolutely retarded politians can be. Take a hint, don't talk about something you have no freaking clue about, unless of course you're going for the Jackass of the Year award.
Preeesenting Splurd's newest web comic!
Ladies and Gentleman, Jenn, Allison and Q present Splurd's newest online comic Botched Role! Ok, you know the funny thing? All the creators behind this comic are legitimate artists and can draw, but once again we're doing a sprite comic. Yeah. The WoW Model viewer IS art, Damnit!
Gearing up for Otakon '07
Oh, you bitches don't even know what we've got planned for you this year. We Splurdagumi have been around a long time, and we spent a lot of that time now knowing exactly who we were or what we were capable of. But all that's about to change. We've rocked faces in the past, but this year, we'll be rocking planets like Unicron. Here's a little thing I finished for our table. If you've been wondering whatever happened to Splurd, you're about to discover we've just been resting. Preparing. Rebuilding. Our time is nigh. Prepare yourself.
People in my head? REALLY?!?
In the spirit of gearing up for Otakon 07, I updated *PiMH*. Follow SailorAnubis (Yes, SailorAnubis) as she guides you through the do's and don'ts of talking to Q.
Dad's At Work
I've been told that this is actually a very accurate representation of what I'm like at work.
When we say FOX news is special, we use air quotes.
FOX news Vs Mr Rogers. Be angry.
Simpsons movie mini review
I saw the Simpson's movie last night. It was just a long typical episode with Futurama-style cg backgrounds and transitions. This is not to say it was bad. It was funny as all hell. It just wasn't nearly as epic as I hoped it would be.
People In My Head updated
*PiMH* updated! And it updated with plot! I finally finished the whole "Drow Got Married" story. Next plot involves even more characters joining the cast. HUZZAH!