NEW BACKSTAGE
SO, apparently it's time for a few guest artist spots for this seasons backstage. AND NOW without further script revision I present to you the first of GL JEFF'S SPLURDAGUMI SUPER 3 PANEL ACTION ADVENTURES! Hand crafted with my camera phone!
~G.L. Jeff [10/21/2005]
F4E updated
My Brother: DooM looks stupid. Me:...The movie? Him: Yeah. Me: *Snickersnortsnirkcough*yeah. On that note, *F4E* updated.
~Q [10/21/2005]
The classic dance of little children and drunken adults.
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 83. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny.
~Beak [10/22/2005]
Well done, Rosa Parks. Well done.
Yesterday, Rosa Parks died of natural causes at a ripe old age of 92 years old. By her brave act of defiance (considering the social climate and time period) to give up her bus seat to a white man, she pushed the civil rights movement as we know it into existence, including inspiring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., and started the downfall of the Jim Crow laws. Hats off to you, Rosa Parks, and thanks! Because of you, I can, among other things, park my butt in any seat I damn well please...with IMPUNITY!
~Jenn [10/25/2005]
Halloween isn't allowed to suck
But this one sure is so far. Went to a crappy costume party at a crappy bar in a crappy town. Josh's and my costumes were awesome, but we didn't even stay to win the costume contest, the party was so bad. Details and pictures to come after I get some sleep. Peace.
~Jer [10/30/2005]
The Broken Need Fixing
There's some wonky broken stuff around Splurd these days that I really need to get around to fixing. For instance, that calendar script sure doesn't like Daylight Savings Time. Today is November 1st, 2005, which means Episode III is now out on DVD. To celebrate, I will be posting a new Flash on the site later today. It's mostly done, just needs some fine tuning.
~Jer [11/01/2005]
Death to the Wish
Tarja was fired from the band Nightwish. Finally. Now my beloved Within Tenptation can rise up with After Forever and rule the Operatic/metal scene with an iron voice! Go Sharon and Floor! Make me proud!
~Q [11/01/2005]
The Ani Song
For better or worse, (mostly the later) I present to you The Ani Song, featuring the Life and Times of Anakin Skywalker, just in time for the Episode III DVD release. This was inspired by Burton Earny's Llama Song and an LJ Icon Q showed me ages ago. If this little toon gets anywhere beyond the Loyal Splurdlings (both of you), I'm sure I'll find out who made the original icon.
...and yes, that is me singing. (sorry j.b.)
~Jer [11/02/2005]
Updated
*F4E* Updated. I am shameless. But, really, doesn't it seem like something Valtiel would do?
~Q [11/04/2005]
I hate Election Season!
Ok. Election Day this year is a big deal for VA because we'll be voting on a new Governor, Lt. Governor, Attorney General and a House of Delegates member, all at once. The polls have been in dead heat for weeks now and campaigning has been quite fierce. For my own reasons, I'm favoring most of the Democrat ticket, but both sides have been increasing their SUCK levels with me with their campaign methods. The Republicans have been clogging my Inbox with propaganda spam and the Democrats have been filling up my answering machine with VOTE FOR ME phone spam. One is just as bad as the other. And people wonder why some folks vote Other just to deny the Rs or Ds a vote. I move for a bi-partisan kick in the teeth for all candidates who endorse Spam campaigning.
~Jenn [11/05/2005]
OMG PIRATES
Would REAL pirates use rocket-propelled granades? According to the BBC this morning, HELLS YEAH THEY WOULD! Being a pirate myself, I'm trying to come to grips with what this all means.
~Jer [11/07/2005]
Theft is not cool.
Ebaumsworld sucks It's amusing AND carries a message! Oh, by the way: Brilliant ol' Texas voted to abolish gay marrage. Unfortunately, due to the vague wording and poorly written bill, Texas managed to outlaw all Marrage RESPLENDANT!!
~Q [11/09/2005]
Hope at last!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to report that Democracy has not yet totally died in America! There is still hope that our country is not totally fucked! Also on the BBC, it's interesting to see that someone eventually listened to my idea. Hands are up though. Totally not gay.
~Jer [11/11/2005]
Updated
*F4E* Updated. Yes, I finally saw DooM. Um. Ok, so it wasn't crap incarnate. I actually enjoyed a part or two. The sets were awsome, and some of the effects were good. The monsters still looked like melting wax though.
~Q [11/14/2005]
R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005
Eduardo Gory Guerrero, arguably one of the most popular pro wrestlers of this generation, was found dead in his hotel room Sunday morning, hours before his main event title match. The cause of death is believed to be heart failure. Eddie always entertained the fans in a time when wrestling has become stale and repetitive. He will be truly missed.
~Lunchbox Mike [11/14/2005]
Keep dropping like flies.
Apparently anyone the Splurd crew enjoys in the world of entertainment just does not have much time left on this world. Viva la Raza, we will miss you Latino Heat (Best Frog Splash ever!)
~Big Josh [11/14/2005]
"Buildings reach so high, they copulate with the stars"
Hooolyyyyy shit! My brother sent me this link. I recommend you all start watching RIGHT NOW! Better yet. Buy it! Broken Saints.
~Q [11/15/2005]
Silent Hill strikes again. I guess.
*F4E* was a bit late last week. And this week it's early. I really loved this one, and so, I posted it early. In other SH news: Tools of Suffering=Q's Silent Hill fanwork.
~Q [11/17/2005]
Better late than never
At last! Almost 3 weeks after it was taken! I finally managed to wrestle the picture of at work with my pumpkin mask on from my co-worker. Not the best pose, but it gives thee an idea of the costume. See!
~Jenn [11/17/2005]
Rest in peace Sam
Sam, a Chinese crested hairless dog who was voted Worlds Ugliest dog in 2003 has passed away at the age of 14 on Nov 22nd. He expired of heart failure. Some say he looked in the mirror. Rest in Peace Sam, you were too beautiful for this world.
~Q [11/29/2005]
