"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
This nugget of thought is brought to you by Richard Knox.
Now I feel that I should add my own little nugget of *ahem* knowledge to the assorted pile.
I'm a firm beleiver in Karma. However, I don't think of it in religious context so the fact that I call it Karma is more a matter of convenience. Now lazy people, such a s myself, get it back with interest. I spend probably an inordinate amount of time doing nothing. As a result when things come up like tests and deadlines, they always happen at the same time during the same week and sometimes on the same day. It really gets annoying after the first day of it but for me it usually goes on for about two weeks at a time.
Some might say that it's procrastination, which I do my fair share, but no amount of procrastination can account for all the shit that I put up with for these two week intervals.
What I'm trying to say is, when you do something, prepare to reap the benefits or setbacks.
Ok, My Turn!
No-one, not one person or creature in all of reality and fiction has ever been - or will ever be - as smooth with a shotgun pressed against his face then the great Bugs Bunny.
After all the shenanigans going on between Congress, Mistah Bush and public service agencies, I feel something needs to be said about it. Bush wants to go to war with Iraq while his own country is starting to financially flounder, Congress spends its time debating moot points, exempting themselves from parking fines and giving themselves raises, the FBI, CIA and INS are squabbling and fingerpointing like children...the list goes on.
Fortunately, some people have made some choice words a while ago that, to a point, sums up what I wanted to say:
"Government is like a big baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." - Ronald Reagan
"Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens - and then everybody disagrees." - Boris Marchalov
AND especially this one...
"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president; I'm begining to believe it." - Clarence Darrow
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