Studio Splurd - The Splurd Dictionary

Academic Constipation: n. the state of not giving a shit about studying
usage: also comes in political (not giving a shit about politics), emotional (not giving a shit about drama) and global (not giving a shit about anything at all) varieties, among others.
ayadaka: inj. expression of frustration.
etymology: histrorical note: the invention of this word was used as evidence of immaturity in a former girlfriend's case for breaking up with Jer.
usage: sin: agh; d'oh; oi vey;
Backyard Wrestling Federation: n. a blanket term for all recreational violence that occurred between crew members, particularly at the Manassas House.
see also: Dirty Nigga' (wrestling move), Manassas House
Burke House: n. the downfall of Jason part one.
see also: Evil Dead Shack, Smoke House
busticated: adj. 1) completely destroyed. 2) broken or beat up beyond all recognition.
see also: snickerpimp
couchiness: n. characteristics of a couch.
usage: I refuse to get up! This spot is full of couchiness!
Cross-Possefication: n. the act of a member of one crew or posse hanging out with or becoming an ambassador to another crew or posse
damn good soda: n. a method for cleverly dodging difficult questions, such as questions regarding ones relationship.
usage: Wife: We're not like that, are we honey?
Husband: This is a damn good soda.
Den of Despair: 1) n. Big Josh's basement appartment in WA. 2) n. The downfall of Jer part one.
Dirty Nigga': Big Josh's most famous move in the Backyard Wrestling federation, known particularly for the trouble it got Josh into, including being set on fire by Jenn on at least one occasion.
see also: Backyard Wrestling Federation
dokunaijitsuhedronai: [doh-ku-nai-jit-su-he-dro-nai] - n. The only weapon in the world stupider then "Sword-Chucks." Wielded by Big Josh.
etymology: From the Japanese for 'very' and 'technique' and the latin for 'shape' creating a complicated word that sounds like it means something but is actually total gibberish.
Doppleganger House: n. the house in WA where lives a different Jason and Jenn then the ones you know; the place where Big Josh, Jer, and Q usually hang out.
etymology: When Big Josh moved to WA, he didn't feel like remembering new names for friends.
Drake: n. a complete and total dick, an absolute ass in every way.
duck: v. to shout "DUCK!" at someone because you are in fact throwing a duck at them, duck is usually plush. n. (proper) the name of the beanie baby used by the crew to duck other people
etymology: gag created by Jer's brother Greg
Evil Dead Shack: n. the downfall of Jason part two.
see also: Burke House, Smoke House
ginormous: adj. very large.
etymology: actual origin is unknown. usage is currently expanding within technogeek culture
see also: hugemongous
gna: inter - statement of acknowledgment.
usage: sin. gotcha; okay; whatever; sure;
see also: kna
hands: n. proclamation of heterosexuality. i.e.: to show hands.
see also: hands are up
hands are up: inter. 1) not gay 2) definitely not gay.
usage: I'm not gay though. Hands are up. Not gay.
house of pain: n. House in Manassas owned by Big Josh's dad where the original splurd crew congregated. Also known as The Manassas House
see also: Manassas House, Drake
hugemongous: adj. the approximate size of Big Josh.
see also: ginormous
In Space, No Less: n. the location of everything
j-field: n. area of force around Jeff that causes things to break or become chaotic.
etymology: things just break when Jeff is around. He doesn't always have to touch them for this to occur.
usage: How did you knock my glass off the table Jeff, you're way over there! Damn the j-field!
kna: inter - statement of acknowledgment.
usage: sin. gotcha; okay; whatever; sure;
see also: gna
Krata Central: n. apartment shared by Jenn and Jer that was home of the infamous red couch and black bean bag chair.
see also: Manassas House
loud: v. to deafen or cause pain to another using the volume of ones own voice.
etymology: using the word "loud" as a verb refers to a particularly annoying power shared by Jer and G.L. Jeff.
usage: Jer louded Mookie at the web comics panel while boisterously answering a question.
m'eh: inj. expression of disinterest or dismissal.
Manassas House: n. House in Manassas owned by Big Josh's dad where the original splurd crew congregated. Also known as the house of pain for the great deal of recreational violence that occurred within.
Poor House: n - the house in Seattle where the Splurdagumi end up when they have nothing left anywhere, ever
recockulous: adj. ridiculous, but with less dick and more cock.
etymology: indroduced by Jason
usage: Jeff, that's recockulous. Shut up.
redcouch: v. to gather with friends to watch a poor quality movie with intent to make fun of it
usage: Q and Jer stopped by Big Josh's place to drink alcohol and redcouch Halle Berry's Catwoman
singalonging: n. a crime punishable by Snickerpimp
see also: Snickerpimp
Smoke House: n. the downfall of Jason part three.
see also: Burke House, Evil Dead Shack
snickerpimp: n. a smack that is performed in such a way that the victim knows they deserved it and are not allowed retaliation. v. to administer a snickerpimp.
usage: If I have to hear Jeff talk one more time, he's getting snickerpimped.
splurd: n. 1) a pictograph of a frowning face drawn with a curve and two diagonal lines. 2) one of several pictographs created by Jeremy Kayes or Jennifer Weaver to represent certain persons; v. to draw a splurd on an object.
Suckermob: v. to be instantly surrounded by a bunch of guys that want to whomp your ass.
see also: snickerpimp
Thumbs of Deceit: v. to fire double 'thumbs up' at a person when in your heart you wish them nothing but malice and ill fortune.
Twice: adj. 1) More than once. 2) Two times.
etymology: used regularly and inappropriately, especially after describing wacky hyjinx that did not actually occur twice. Created by the Jason who lives in the Doppleganger House.
usage: I just exploded, in space no less! TWICE.
see also: Doppleganger House
wastecated: adj - as effected by an intoxicating chemical as one possibly could be
see also: busticated
woobie: n. 1) a unit of weight measurement equal to 425 lbs. 2) A friend of Jenn's who weighs approximately 425 lbs.
see also: Katamari Damacy
Wu Fe: n. moment of unstoppable kung-fu perfection
etymology: Gundam
usage: He looks pissed. Looks like he's gonna get his Wu Fe on.
zguh: inter. used in times of confusion in place of 'huh?' but particularly when the event nearly or successfully broke the speaker's brain.
zoom: inj. expression referring to being passed on the interstate while already traveling extremely fast.
etymology: invented during road trips involving Jenn. When a car passed Jenn's at high velocity, Jenn would shout "ZOOM!" This was later accompanied by Jer pointing forward with both hands, essentially directing the speeding vehicle.

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